For the life of me I can’t even begin to fathom the American electoral process. Leave it us to take something as simple as voting and turn it into the most complicated thing ever.

Take this never-ending primary season for example.

First of all, I don’t understand why we haven’t gotten rid of this months-long primary season, which just drains the candidates coffers and annoys the hell out Americans because we have been hearing the same crap from said candidates over and over and over again. Wouldn’t it be great, just one big primary in let’s say February for arguments sake and then it’s over. The conventions could be held in March and then the campaigning against the real opponent could commence.