Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well I got down on my knees
'Cause they were marryin' gays

As many readers no doubt already heard, the California Supreme Court recently legalized same-sex marriage.

No right-thinking Georgia Republican could let this pass. Gays + California = an election-year gift from God. Of course, He disapproves of both, but the Lord works in mysterious ways. What’s a few Adam and Steves on the Left Coast if you can drum up support at the ballot box in the flyover states? Heck, maybe Hillary will divorce Bill and marry Nancy Pelosi. And maybe Jeremiah Wright will officiate. Then the GOP could really go to town.